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Who is Chris Carr?

The offical athority on the life of Chris Carr.

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His legal name is Christopher Gordon Carr. Chris is a male homo sapien from the planet Sol 3. Chris has serviced complete rotations around the star Sol(our sun's name) on the satellite Sol 3(official planetary nomenclature, 3rd from the sun, earth). Chris enjoys many activities but two of these stand out above the rest: doing things with computers and being in nature. Chris has resently finished the Computer Systems Technology course at Camosun college. Currently Chris has a junior programmer possition in Victoria with Selkirk Systems. This knowledge and diploma has helped him get an enjoyable carrier in the field of Programmer/Analyist. To enjoy living is Chris' goal. Chris likes owning his own business and hopes he will own one some day that makes enough money to sustain Chris' life style.

What can Chris do with computers now?

Put them together from their respectable parts, Install networks, find problem sources, find solutions, design software, and implement software.

What is Chris learning on his own time now?

He is currently doing all the examples in "The C Programming Language".

What programming projects has this Chris Carr guy worked on anyways?

Why don't you take a look at what he likes to call, his project page.

What has Chris done with computers?

He has been working with computers since 1992 when he was 11, his grade 5 class was responsible for the Apple IIe lab. Chris knows how to use Windows, Linux, QNX, and DOS operating systems. Chris has obtained work experience at four different computer business in Sidney: Starting Point(A cyber-cafe - the cafe, Chris ran the buissness for a week with Mr. Peter van Hardenberg also he did other various jobs), Data-Image Technology (DTI, a computer hardware and software sales business as well as repair, Chris mostly repaired, upgraded and installed software and hardware) and at Red River (Similar to DTI but Chris only spent a short time trouble shooting with hardware). I spent a day at Sneaker Computers, they didn't need me. Chris experimented with a fair amount of HTML and Java-script. He has taken Information Technology 11 and 12 at Parkland Secondary and learned about the theory behind good structured programming through the language of Pascal. Chris has experimented with other languages(C, C++, PERL, JAVA, Prolog, Scheme, Craps, VB, SQL, PLSQL, XML, JSP) and could most likely pick up another language by learning the small changes of syntax in a short time. Mr. Carr feels confident runing his own in-home computer service buissness(Sidney In-home Computer Maintenence). Chris is currently employed at 6th Dimension Devices as a Software Developer, using Java, evC++, vC++, Perl to build prototypes and internal tools. Resently he wrote, "I want to make software people don't sware at in anger".

What is Chris' personality like?

Chris is a generally happy character, who lives for enjoyment and survival of his tribe through the ages. He is an excellent listener and usually thinks before he speaks. Mr. Carr is a very responsable individual. Some call him mature, a good man, and state that he sees through the bullshit. Chris is not afraid to state his opinion and he enjoys being a leader instead of a follower. Chris has an entrepreneurial spirit, he likes problems and he likes to solve them and get the job done. Chris knows who he is, and accepts it and the fact that he will do what he can to survive until he can do what he wants.

Do you want to give Chris a Job?

Take a number. Send an email to chriscarr@icestorm.net to recive a number.

Do you want to play with Chris Carr?

Take a look at Chris' social fun list, I ashure you Chris enjoys more than could ever fit on any list.

fun list:
talking
camping
nature walking
sitting
laking
Bike riding
laning
roleplaying
boardgaming
people watching
air hockeying
ping ponging
Fooz Balling
movie watching
loitering
building
problem solving

Do you want to spend the rest of your life with Chris Carr?

Get in line. Chris Carr has selected a life partner. Send Mr. Carr an email.

What to do if you want to harm Chris in any way?

Think about it sanely and then do not harm Chris Carr in any way, oh and since he is a very open minded individual you also can send him an email and you will see if you can work any problems out.

Think something should be changed or added to this page?

Please send Chris a comment below.

How can I contact Chris Carr?

Simply by sending him an email to one of these two email addresses: chriscarr@icestorm.net, mrchriscarr@hotmail.com, on ICQ #24448173 or MSN poomang@hotmail.com.


The following pictures are for entertainment only. Chris does not want to be like Hitler in some ways(plans for world domination excluded) and he has not been killed or hit by a car.

Click on the pictures to see super sexy Chris Carr(super, computer, brain) star in full size. All of these pictures have a story behind them, ask and you shall recieve.

Thus is Christopher Gordon Carr.

Shagy hair After hair cut Neck hair shot Another neck hair shot A resonable respectable shot A sideways shot of Chris pondering, while holding the nerdly chalace A heexagonal shot Grad photo, man that guy is hot A sideways, protesting school lies about Racing stripe neck hair grad cruse shot with added on janitorial locker worthy phrase shot Parting the seas like (Charleton) Heston shot Chris Carr, the Philosophaster Chris Carr is Hitler shot Chris Carr is dead in ruble shot Chris Carr is dead in ruble shot 2 Chris Carr in his natural state shot Chris Carr made to move head up shot Some random stud in the parking lot shot Chris Carr is Hitler shot 2 Chris Carr practaceing for leader of the world shot, with nice cloud outlineing Chris Carr ran over by a car shot Unintentional Karate Kid shot Chris Carr is animalistic shot Chris Carr is runover by a car shot 2 Chris Carr is leader of the world shot 2 Part of Chris Carr's famaly shot Chris Carr is alowed into the computer lab Yar she be a small boat, big enough for 8 men, ah rowin in the rain for say 7 days.

Art

A scan of Chris Carr's face Poomang shot A finger painting, Death A finger painting, Satan Gates Dream Girl Chris Carr's on the job identity Chris Carr's old devorak keyboard A good bad parking job at 2AM downtown Super Wide Sluts

Beer

The clasic A&W(go in the store and get a frosted mug) (I want to join the 20 gallon club) Stewarts, it's like dad's, but not dad's Thorpe's, it's like A&W but it's in glass(as you may or may not know, plastic and metal don't taste good, where as glass has no taste) Dad's Beer, I like my beer

Quality products

Fruit & Nut, so good So then she said, in austrilia we don't have icecream sandwiches Mmmm White Chocolatey First its melted shugar butter, second its a Kilo of melted shugar butter, third its empty

Spoiledge

Pie, recomended, pre-spoiled referance(see spiderman below) Spiderman Spoils a Snatch!

Shitty work

So then Rachel had a summers end party I brought some crazy hats Truth, false advertizing, the only kind that works.

Friends

These are all great men I mean look at these fools. Black, rebelious, married and living in parents bacement

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